Ed Brangwin

Bio

"The new Smithy" was plucked from the Ashford stable and selected to play full-back in the 15/16 season. Can't throw the ball as far but has built a website and made a great joke about a porpoise early on in his debut season so the signing has on balance been deemed a success. Incredibly, 100% of his goals for the club have come with his head.

Whilst his somewhat erratic timekeeping is better than it used to be his claim "being on time for stuff is my new thing" was sorely tested when he admitted at 430AM on his birthday he was very unlikely to play in 6 hours' time. Only person who's ever gone on a day trip to Brazil in order to miss a match.

Squad Number

27

Age:

Quite Old

Height:

Quite Short

Favourite Animal:

Duck