Joe Cridland
Match Stats
| Goals | 65 |
| Appearances | 108 |
| MOTMs | 11 |
| Awards | Players' Player of the Season (16/17); Third place, Players' Player of the Season (14/15, 15/16); Third place, Manager's Player of the Season (17/18); Goal of the Season (14/15, 15/16, 16/17); Golden Boot (14/15, 15/16). |
Bio
All time second top goalscorer, astonishingly frequent award winner and all-round burley presence Joe Cridland has sadly been absent from the teamsheet for over a year now thanks to a freak bum injury. I'm not even joking.
Shows disdain for all that comes before him on the marshes, noticeably the manager's team talks, and rarely needs to be encouraged to shoot from range. Has an absolutely photographic memory when it comes to working out who got nutmegged that week in the fines session.
Can kick the ball very hard.