Sam Upton

Bio

Winning Alawi's headers for him since September 14. Originally signed on a short-term contract largely reliant on gogglebox being on TV, Sam has thankfully been the engine room of the team for much of its existence. Regularly misses out on man of the match due to the unspoken 'man of the match apart from Sam' rule and has back to back runners up medals for the Players' Player of the season award to show for it. Currently, remarkably, has never conceded a goal across 4 separate stints between the sticks.

Effectively retired with a move to Cheltenham (or somewhere else too far from the Marshes) after the 16/17 season.

Squad Number

20

Age:

Quite Old

Height:

Quite Short

Favourite Animal:

Penguin