Mike Smith

Bio

Fans' favourite and much missed member of the dressing room, if not quite so much the team. Famous for his long throw from full-back, which accounted for 3 of his 4 assists in the 14/15 season. Remarkably holds the record for highest average number of team goals per game, presumably thanks to his motivational skills. Now lives in Australia, where he remarkably won a 5aside football competition - has been known to claim this was more of a life achievement than the birth of his first child.

Age:

Quite Old

Height:

Somewhere Between Quite Tall and Quite Short

Favourite Animal:

Kangaroo