Ben McNamee
| Goals | 21 |
| Appearances | 142 |
| MOTMs | 3 |
| Awards | Wooden Spoon (15/16); Second place, Manager's Player of the Season (17/18); Third Place, Manager's Player of the Season (14/15, 15/16). |
Bio
Officially promoted to assistant club secretary for the 2015/16 season, administration is just one of Ben's many weaknesses and it remains to be seen whether Reddie will continue to entrust him in the role.
The pocket dynamo can regularly be found inadvertently endangering spectators on his side of the pitch, live-tweeting inconsequential events and remains the only player to have scored a slide-tackle lob. Big fans' favourite despite his lack of temporal discipline; he remains the only person ever to have turned up over an hour after kick-off for a game.
Most impressively, Bez has now organised and played in over 250 games of 5aside at Finsbury, and is the natural leader of our annual European invasion. Has previously tried to fine Virgin Trains, Pimlico Specsavers and Richard Branson for causing him to be late.